I often wish that the ridiculous things I say were recorded via computer, in text form. That'd make this easier sometimes, because I frequently say really funny things, and have bizarre conversations that I feel like more people should hear. Also, I'm trying to write one post per day, and it's a bit difficult at times, thinking of things to write about. If the stuff I said was recorded, this would be a piece of cake.
A few minutes ago, John, Alex, and I were discussing my blog, and John mentioned he's a big fan of Hot Dog Eagle Boner. We talked about it for a minute until Alex said "I wonder what an eagle's boner looks like". Long story short, I coined the term "har-penis", a combination of harpoon and....yeah.
Needless to say, John and Alex are currently watching (hilarious) animal videos, as per usual. At the moment, they're viewing a video about a sexually frustrated rhino. Emphasis on "they're", because I want it to be known I have nothing to do with this. It is kinda funny, though.
Next up, a video about people putting tape on cats, and seeing how they walked while taped up. I already knew people were strange, but to tape up a cat and watching its reaction is a stroke of genius.
None of this has anything to do with anything, really. I feel like this post took a turn into Tim Burton territory. Just strange. I think that'll about do it for today. I'll probably write something tonight, since I don't have much else going on. I really want pizza.